Random: What if...?

[mrwiseman]

Hey, that's not a valid answer, you had to say what would happen if I ruled the world, like hentai would be a free public service or Xenogears would be part of elementary education [img]tongue.gif[/img] .


What if you were the only heterosexual person in the world?

Unless people had the necessary technology to artificially reproduce, that would mean humanity ends in 120 years.

If I were the only heterosexual it would be sad... Maybe I'd move to a desert island or work in a girl-only community. In any case, I'd rather cut it out than have sex with a guy.

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What if you were the only person of your genre in the world, and the people of the other sex did not have the technology to reproduce?

[Cataferal]

"Sorry Ma! You aint havin' no grandchildren... now, im off to play some videogames. See you nex' christmas!"

What if we didnt have the delete or backspace buttons on our keyboards?

[Xellos]

We'd all type like thiks.

^^^ See, just made one [img]tongue.gif[/img]

What if everytime you had sex with a girl in the coochie, it was 100% pregnancy rate?

[Cataferal]

"Hi Ma, its me again! I saws you last christmas. Well guess what, Ma? I gots it wrong, I bin' sleepin' with this girl on the coochie 'nd ya's got yerself ten...thousand gannychildren!
Well, off to play me more videogames, see ya nex' christmas, Ma!"

What if there were no couches, seats, chairs, or any form of furniture available to you?

[Nevan]

I'd build me something to sit on.

What if Bush was assassinated?

[mrwiseman]

The US would have higher chances of getting a ≥ average IQ president next election


What if 100 yaoi fangirls joined the Granaboad the same day and started posting about yaoi stuff all the time (which is legal, just as yuri is, BTW)?

[Nevan]

I'd do a lot of bumping. (The old semi-normal threads you sick mofo.)

What if god(s) existed and we tried to kill him/her/it/them?

<font color="#101010" size="1">[ March 25, 2004 10:09 PM: Message edited by: Nevan ]</font>

[mrwiseman]

I'd volunteer for a party member [img]smile.gif[/img]


What if we lived in the Middle Age, only with computers and Internet?

[Cataferal]

Instead of computer viruses, there would be plagues.

What if the whole world's population of women were permenantly aroused, and (it gets better!) you were the only guy?

[mrwiseman]

I'd die of a heart attack at 40.


What if you had 1 trillion dollars?